Hold on to your hats and glasses and keep small children by the hand cuz we gon turn it up to max level
Or maybe a few notches away, I don't want to go deaf.
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100% of the time this is a 98% humor/comedy blog, mostly. Sometimes Ill find something too real to pass up.


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thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"

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Anonymous said: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


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micdotcom:

Palestinians are coming to the aid of Ferguson

Palestinian activists are taking to Twitter with their support and some cases, helpful tips on dealing with things like tear gas.

Warning: Don’t rub your eyes | Follow micdotcom

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bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

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nevver:

Drinking is bad, feelings are worse.

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officialunitedstates:

I don’t identify as myself.  I identify as a slightly cooler version of myself that can play bongo drums extremely well.  I am the world champion and have 9 girlfriends.  refer to me as slightly cooler bongo-playing officialunitedstates


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unshaped:

ok

unshaped:

ok

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babyferaligator:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

nyoom

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